Alektorophobia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Tales: Ep 5]

Most fucked up yet!

The stuff u guys do gets weirder and wierder. Why was strawberry clock all mushed up did he get trod on? WTF was wrong with strawberry clock's whore!?

Banana-Clock responds:

IT was the early 90's everything was messed up, plus things started to look pretty starting in episode 7

[The Double Yolker]

w00t!

Yey! Monty Python style!
Being a fellow egg lover having many a nickname with the word "Egg" in it it's my personal opinion that this rocks!!! Just one thing how can an egg have sex i just dont get it did it like partually hatch just so it's weiner could stick out or wat????

[Well, Hot Dog(clay)]

WTF

I like it... i think. erm... WHAT THE FUCK WHERE U ON

[Turtles?]

SHIT WOW

THAST FUCKING AMAZING SHIT WOW

[Here Comes ClearClock!]

hmmm....

Was that you pleading to be let into the clock crew or did i miss the point compleatly?

ClearClock responds:

You hit it right on the nose. :-)

Although I prefer to think of it as 'politely asking'.

[Vampire Hunter INA]

This Ownz

The graphics where amazing and that has got to be one of the best story lines on newgrounds. Did the goverment start the virus and they don't want to destroy their little experiment so thats why tehy wont just bomb the island?

ImageNation responds:

well the goverment does have a reason for not bombing the palce but we're not giveing it away:)

[Mario Twins (official)]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LMFAO Thats sooooo fucking funny i almost peed myself. I noticed the laughter during some of it :D Was it that funny to make?

[Bad Dreams]

It good

I liked it. but have you been reading my mind? i had a dreamlike that apart from when the babie ate the dragons it grew huge breast and truned into a nude woman

[A Goat Eats Himself]

Kewl

Do goats have uders?

Leemurdude responds:

You shmuck, haven't you ever heard of good old fasioned, fresh squeezed goat milk?